OfficeMate and I were riding in the company van with three other people, including a visitor from another state. On the way back from lunch, the driver (aka the boss) decided to take the scenic route and check out a job site. He turns onto a street we’ve been to before …
OfficeMate (teasing): This is the way we went before when Anne almost got us lost.
Me: *I* did not get us lost. *You* got us lost. You were all, “I know the way!” and then we wound up at the water tower! Then I was all, “I know where we are, I’m taking over.” and I led us to safety.
OfficeMate (still teasing): So you knew where we were, but you didn’t speak up.
Me: You acted like you knew the way!
Visitor from Nebraska: You two sound like an old married couple.
OfficeMate and Me: [Awkward silence.]